Do you hate your skin? If so, scurry along. I'll wait. Bye.
Ok, now that the riff raff is gone, the rest of us can discuss keeping our skin its radiant best.
Enter: Aftelier and Aroma M.
But wait, Jen! Those are PERFUME companies. Have you gone mental?!
But wait, Jen! Those are PERFUME companies. Have you gone mental?!
I have, but that's irrelevant. And rude that you brought it up, frankly.
Yes, those are perfume companies, but focus, people. I know what I'm talking about. I'm a professional. No, really: I am. I'm a professional makeup artist.
And my main artist philosophy is "if you have terrible skin, your makeup will look awful."
You heard me. No makeup artist can fix bad skin on set. Only Photoshop can do that.
Meet skincare oils. Yes: OILS.
Stop making me repeat myself. Geesh.
Your skin has oils anyway, so if you add the right oils into your routine, your skin will thank you by glowing in that way it hasn't since you were a child.
Radiance, not shine.
Oils were the original skincare. Put away the chemicals and get back to basics, ya'll. Here's how...
CLEANSING:
Use this to whisk off makeup easily, as it deftly dissolves even stubborn pigments and nasty bacteria, so you don't have to obsess about all the yuck on there and you can believe your skin has always been as clean as the day you were born. It leaves your skin simply soft, impeccable, and looking radiant, like you've scrubbed it with angels wings. It also stays nice and hydrated for hours, soft as a baby's tushie.
Or once a week let it sink into the skin during a 3-4 minute massage (face/neck/décolletage). Thank me later.
Ingredients: beneficial fatty acids like Organic Camellia Seed Oil, Organic Rice Bran Oil, Organic Golden Jojoba Oil, Organic Vitamin E, Organic Essential Oils of Neroli, Yuzu, Rosemary and Frankincense. It smells heavenly.
Suitable for all skintypes. Really. Even you boys.
See also: Camellia Body/Bath Oil*; Camellia Perfume*; Camellia Hair Oil*; Camellia Face Oil* all available at Aroma M.
Geisha approved.
*This Blog Really Stinks owned and approved
MOISTURIZING:
Here's the thing. I love to hydrate with oils. Especially Mandy's.
Organic Jasmine Face Elixir is SO good it's like inhaling the Garden of Eden and all of the goodness and sin that comes with it. Only, this time the gods and goddess approve, and so does your skin. And there's no snake or apple.
Wait. This is getting confusing.
Just put a few drops of this elixir (oil) on your fingertips and press it into your skin after cleansing, then let it soak in. You'll swear unicorns blessed you with their magic. You'll radiate glowy youth and vigor without a hint of oiliness. Scout's honor.
And it smells slightly spicy and jamine-y (literary license says I can make up that word). If you put this on at night, you'll fall asleep to lovely dreams and awaken looking like a model*. I also wear it during the day, but you may not want to if you wear face makeup - it may be a tad too hydrating.
Ingredients: jasmine sambac, harvested in India, in a base of organic oils - rice bran, sweet almond, apricot kernel, camellia, grapeseed, squalene, and rose hip seed. Some oily skins or combo skins in the oily areas may find this a bit too rich - so try a sample first.
See also: Organic Honeysuckle Face Elixir**; Organic Rose Face Elixir; Ancient Resins Body and Hair Elixir**; Chocolate & Saffron Body and Hair Elixir; Patchouli Spice Body and Hair Elixir; Pear, Fir, and Coffee Body and Hair Elixir.
All available at Aftelier.
*This may not be a real thing. But your skin will be lovely, I promise.
**This Blog Really Stinks owned and approved
Disclosure: samples provided by the perfumers/manufacturers, with thanks.
Wow Jen, what a delight (& honor) to read your incredibly thoughtful & entertaining review of Jasmine Face Elixir! I always adore your warmth, wit, and wisdom!
ReplyDeletexo Mandy
Mandy, my wit is only half there, but thank you. xo
DeleteThank you so much Jen, what an honor to receive such a glowing review of my Camellia Cleansing Oil! I love your writing and reading your blog, thank you again! xo Maria
ReplyDeleteMaria, I love your products, so we're even! Thank you for being so talented. xo
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